The Armchair Fan: Football's Other Face | Warning: some stories have been deliberately made up...

The stories football wanted never to be told...

The Armchair Fan brings you the stories from the football world which you will have missed in the regular press.*

Stories, satire and fun for football fans with a cynical sense of humour.

*Warning: some stories have been deliberately made up...

This Month:

FA to punish all tackles on Alonso

Ferdinand describes England "circus"

Offside rule "denies human rights"

Milner on the bench after BBC 606 comments

Newcastle United won in lucky dip

Poyet revealed to be a puppet

Last Month:

Fulham fans bored of being boring
Wenger to write new national anthem
James raises £350,000 for charity with 6-goal thriller at City
Stoke confirm Man U hatred
Ferguson: "Hackett caused Lehman Brothers bankrupcy
Wenger "slept through transfer window"
Keegan to star in next Bond movie
Boro cancel Pompey game due to coursework deadline
England pressured to pick Cole by his mother
West Ham to appoint Simon Cowell as manager
England scrape past Andorran boy scouts
West Ham reject £50 million bid for Quashie
Arabs to create Team Manchester
Angry West Ham fans boo kitman

Archive:

Mouinho claims Bejing sprint record
Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan
Blackburn to sign Liverpool side of 2001
Ref strike means teams 'to call their own fouls'
Rafa: I select teams cos of fantasy football

Dwain Chambers to sign for Wigan

Umbro deny making identical kits

Chimbonda stalked by black cats

Boro admit Southgate looks like a carrot

Blatter in anti-England remark shock

Chelsea offer SW3 in exchange for Kaka

Tourist board fury as foreigners go to Hull

Blackburn clear Nelson to compete in Olympics decathlon

Ronaldo to play for United AND Barca

Match Of The Day 2 labelled "filler material"

Spurs to play topless next season

Liverpool/Spurs/United/Chelsea fight to sign baby

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