The Armchair Fan brings you the stories from the football world which you will have missed in the regular press.*
Stories, satire and fun for football fans with a cynical sense of humour.
*Warning: some stories have been deliberately made up...
FA to punish all tackles on Alonso
Ferdinand describes England "circus"
Offside rule "denies human rights"
Milner on the bench after BBC 606 comments
Newcastle United won in lucky dip
Poyet revealed to be a puppet
Fulham fans bored of being boring
Wenger to write new national anthem
James raises £350,000 for charity with 6-goal thriller at City
Stoke confirm Man U hatred
Ferguson: "Hackett caused Lehman Brothers bankrupcy
Wenger "slept through transfer window"
Keegan to star in next Bond movie
Boro cancel Pompey game due to coursework deadline
England pressured to pick Cole by his mother
West Ham to appoint Simon Cowell as manager
England scrape past Andorran boy scouts
West Ham reject £50 million bid for Quashie
Arabs to create Team Manchester
Angry West Ham fans boo kitman
Mouinho claims Bejing sprint record
Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan
Blackburn to sign Liverpool side of 2001
Ref strike means teams 'to call their own fouls'
Rafa: I select teams cos of fantasy football
Dwain Chambers to sign for Wigan
Umbro deny making identical kits
Chimbonda stalked by black cats
Boro admit Southgate looks like a carrot
Blatter in anti-England remark shock
Chelsea offer SW3 in exchange for Kaka
Tourist board fury as foreigners go to Hull
Blackburn clear Nelson to compete in Olympics decathlon
Ronaldo to play for United AND Barca
Match Of The Day 2 labelled "filler material"
Spurs to play topless next season
Liverpool/Spurs/United/Chelsea fight to sign baby
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